1. Jack 8/10
Magnificent in the scrum against much bigger opposition. Could have done more round the park as he’s supposed to be young and fit. Went off for 10mins as he had a po po, pwff
2. Owain 6/10
Again, did well in the scrum against more experienced opposition. F***ing shit lineout throwing but we’re used to that.
3. Gethin 7/10
Worked hard and up for the game. Didn’t complain about any medical conditions this week.
4. Mark 6/10
Bit quiet today, but when Andy Stone is your brother it’s hard to get a word in I guess.
5. John 7/10
Stole some opposition lineout ball. Will hopefully grow a couple of inches by next season.
6. Gwion. 10/10
Awesome game. Two early penalties given away under his own posts were blatantly called incorrectly by the referee. Very good looking player too.
7. Alex 7/10
High work rate as ever. Quick chat with referee showed that he might still have a slight problem with authority figures.
8. Duck Arse 7/10
Didn’t get a yellow card.
9. Stewie from Family Guy 6/10
Given an easy ride by a dominant front eight. Still short.
10. Ays 7/10
Stood up well to Bennet’s criticisms. Best moment was being locked out of the club naked after game.
11. Perch 9/10
Good game despite the shit inside him. Caught Iwan’s pass by his shoe lasses for his first try. Scored a second late on despite Eilir crabbing across the whole pitch.
12. Eilir 6/10
Chatty as ever. Just doesn’t shut up. Inspirational speech at half time.
13. Andy 6/10
Didn’t get enough ball but scored vital try to win the game. Excellent constructive criticism throughout the game.
14. The Lord 6/10
Provided best comedy moment with clash of heads with Bennet. No serious injury unfortunately.
15. Bennet 7/10
Didn’t drop the ball as much this week.
Replacements
Pastie 6/10 Showed up late put has tutored Owain well in the art of throwing in
Asa 6/10 Had a nice holiday in Devon with his family
Caron 6/10 No were near as good as the replaced Gwion Llwyd
Ben C 6/10 Alex stole his shiny new boots, the bastard
Rich Stumgwern 6/10 Despite being 6′2″ Meilir still through an inside pass over his head from 3 yards away.
MOM : Perch
P.S. If any body takes the above scores seriously, you’re effin mad. But any offense given is fully intended.
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